As an athlete myself, I've never been one to revel in another's injury. But, I can't say I'm not happy to hear that Harvard has lost two of its best players. All rules are off with regards to Harvard.

As if losing 44-9 to the University of Pennsylvania before a national television audience was not demoralizing enough, the Harvard Crimson has experienced another sudden setback in its efforts to salvage a once-promising season.



Star quarterback Neil Rose and All-Ivy wide receiver Carl Morris will not take the field Saturday when Yale and Harvard clash for the 119th time in the history of the rivalry. Team doctors cited a severe case of elephantiasis in Rose's throwing arm that began after he visited the Central African Republic for special back treatment, while Morris chose to boycott the game against the wishes of his teammates and his coaches.



"Listen, I don't know what the administration is trying to pull, but if my friends can't consume beer from a keg before they watch me play, then I don't want to play," said Morris, referring to Harvard administrators' decision to ban kegs from tailgates and weekend parties during the weekend of The Game. "I mean I remember The Game last year at Yale. Now those people know how to party. If you think alcohol is not a part of football, then you're crazy."

HA! That Morris guy is a tool. Whatever happened to love of the game? I can tell you I love to beat Harvard.



UPDATE: A Harvard alum (Jeff Cooper) asks if I realized this was a joke. No. I really thought Neil Rose had "elephantitis" in his arm. That's the kind of education they provide us here at Yale. They train us to be gullible. Sheesh. Cantabs. We invented jokes here at Yale.



UPDATE again: Cooper has thrown the gauntlet!

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